I might be a day late but...
Anyone remember what happened on August 15, 1947? All my Indian and Pakistani brothers and sisters should recognize it - Independence Day baby!! For all you ignorant fools, on midnight August 15, 1947 India and Pakistan were formed; two countries independent of the British Empire. Their independence movement served as a catalyst for other movements across the world which eventually lead to the destruction of the British Empire.

The other day, my friends and I were discussing current events about our Indian ways, and my friend called me a FOB. Can you believe that? I GOT CALLED A FOB! To a man like me, that's a compliment! To all you white fools out there, a FOB is a man or a woman that is "fresh off the boat" meaning he or she still carries the ways of the motherland, but to an extreme degree. Symptoms of "FOBbin" for Indians include a thick accent, eating with your hands, showering with a bucket, and extreme B.O.

So I began thinking...could I be a FOB? Well today I bring you the top 9 reasons (in no particular order) why Rameshwar Rao is a FOB.

1. My major is Biomedical Engineering (I'm gonna be a doctor AND an engineer!)

2. When I answer my phone, I often say, "Vhat is up doggy friend?"

3. Everytime I go out to party, I leave an away message saying, "Where's the party, yar?"

4. Kal Penn is my idol.

5. I sang "Kal Ho Naa Ho" at a party with a friend.

6. I've used the math pickup line. ("Hey baby, I'm good at mathematics. So why don't we add you and me, subtract your clothes, divide your legs, and multiply!")

7. There's nothing better than coming home to drink a Thumbs Up or a Limca.

8. I stole some samosas from a party two weeks ago.

9. Everytime I see a friend, I say "What's Up" and give him a hand shake with a finger snap at the end.

What do all you guys? Is the R Dizzle a FOB or just an ABCD (American Born Confused Desi)? Let me know!