If my conversations are starting to turn into this...I think I need to get out more.

Me: Man, you give the worst advice son.

Sube: Hey. I give it from the heart.

Me: You have a bad heart!

Sube: Hahaha. I know

Me: The Heartless from Kindom Hearts stole your shit son! I should go on a quest to defeat them fuckers!

Sube: Wow. That was a little too much for me.