Lookin for the R Dizzle Game of the Week? Well, it WAS gonna be the Eagels vs. the 49ers in hopes of a crazy upset, but I gave up on that after T.O. got a touchdown in the first minute of the game. The real upset of the week came from college football...



UC Davis vs. Stanford - the most hyped up game in Davis football history. Since moving to Division 1 in the NCAA, we (UC Davis) have been dissed, clowned, and mocked. Seeing as though the Pac - 10 Stanford Cardinal (that's right, not the damn birds, but the TREE) sucks, they were predicted to win only one game this season - their opening game against UC Davis.

I, unlike many critics, had faith in my Aggies and I decided to roll down and rep my team down in the South Bay. I rolled to the game with my bro, and the Hater 4 Life Ajay Kamat. Thanks to the Hater's mad hookups we got into the game for free and sat on the 50 yard line on the Stanford side. Lookin around the stadium, I was suprised not see red but a dense blue and yellow area filled with the Cal Aggie Band-Uh. It was mad reppin for the cows.



Although we upset the Cardinal (whatta dumb name...) 20 to 17, I will admit we do have some shitty players. Our kicker couldn't make a field goal or extra point if his life depended on it, which it did, cause I'm sure someone's bout to jump his ass when school starts. That fool missed 3 CRUCIAL field goals and an extra point. AN EXTRA POINT?!?! Aren't these kickers trained to make at LEAST those? I mean damn...I saw the Eagles linebacker make an extra point on Sunday. Either way, the Aggies tore it up gaining double the amount of total yards as Stanford. In the last eight seconds of the game, our quarterback, Jon Grant, threw a three yard pass to WR Blaise Smith to score the game winning touchdown. It was a close game to the end (suprisingly) but somehow the Aggies pulled through. THAT'S RIGHT!!!

Many sport analysists call the UC Davis and Stanford game to be biggest college football upset in history. Sports Illustrated called UC Davis its "Team of the Week." Shotouts to my brother Shai for saying the Aggies were gonna lose, the Hater for the free tickets, the homie Vishal for rollin through, and a big shotout to all my Aggie homies out there. I can say is...FOR SHIZZLE!



Extra shotouts to the 3 Wack Women at the game
#1 - The one that asked me the day after why I wore a Stanford jersey to the game..My brother goes to Stanford!
#2 - The one that bitched me and the Hater out for sitting on the Stanford side..We sat on the 50 yard line..practically on the field!
#3 - The one that said she wasn't gonna go to the game, ended up going, wouldn't sit with me even though she had wack seats, and bounced early...Sigh, not a true Aggie!

Well, looks like I was way off. Final score 14-10 Falcons. Vick had one rushing touchdown and their backup RB T.J. Duckett rushed for a 1 yard touchdown. With two fumbles and one interception, McNabb seems to be suffering from the Madden Curse. Sigh...I thought the man could avoid it this year, but it looks like it already caught up to him with the drama with T.O. and this crappy opening game. Looks like I'm wearing my red Vick jersey tonight....

Can we say rematch? Eagles and Falcons get a chance to replay last season's NFC Championship game tomorrow night in Monday Night Football. With the two of the best quarterbacks in the league, this game is bound to be good. Who do I think is about to win? Let's take a look at the teams individually.


Philadelphia Eagles
Looking at last season's stats, the Eagles were amazing. Donovan McNabb threw 300 completions for 3875 yards with 31 Touchdowns. Their running back, Brian Westbrook, rushed for 812 yards and had 3 touchdowns. My favorite player, the great Terrell Owens, had 1200 receiving yards and 14 touchdowns. Pretty ridiculous numbers. They have a lot of talent and their offensive is just about unstoppable. However, they do have some factors working against them in tomorrow's game. Although both players say that their conflict has been resolved, McNabb and Owens did have some preseason drama when Owens blamed their lost last year in the Super Bowl on McNabb saying he "wasn't the guy who got tired in the Super Bowl." Furthermore, Brian Westbrook isn't getting a long-term extension on his contract after signing a one-year restricted free agent offer. More importantly, McNabb has to fight off the Madden curse in this first game and hope no major injuries come out of the game. There's a lotta drama going on over there in city they call Philly.


Atlanta Falcons
With Michael Vick as their quarterback, the Atlanta Falcons are definetly one of the most entertaining teams in the NFL. Last season Vick almost rushed 1000 yards. That's almost twice the amount of yards their backup running back T.J. Duckett rushed! It's a good thing Vick can run like hell cause he really doesn't have any receivers to catch some of his crazy passes cause the Falcons cut their top receiver Peerless Price and now they've got all their money on Alge Crumpler and Dez White. Great...

My prediction? The Eagles are going to win 28-14. Although the Eagles have all that bullshit behind the scenes, they're going to win strictly based off talent. Vick is an amazing quarterback, that's undeniable, but now that Peerless Price is gone, he just doesn't have anyone to throw to. Sure, it can be argued that Price didn't do too much last year, but regardless, I highly doubt Crumpler and White can hold their own. Of course upsets can happen like today when the SF 49ers beat the St. Louis Rams 28 to 25. SF DYNASTY IS STARTING AGAIN! Watch the game tomorrow and see the Eagles fly into victory.

Football season is on it's way and the writers and editers here at "A Word from R Dizzle" (I guess that's only me) decided to bring you what I like to call "The 4 Shizzle of the Week." Every week, I'm going to pick a game that I think is going to be interesting and analyze it the day before and give my prediction on the score. This week is going to be the Eagles vs. the Falcons so check the analysis tomorrow on the Monday night game.