They wanna know where I been...
School and business has gotten me workin hard but the R Dizzle still has time for his devoted fans. People been askin me lately why I don't have a girl or don't have any potential girls in my life. Well, it's pretty simple y'all, all the fly women don't dig Biomedical Engineers (a.k.a. nerds) like me. But I say screw that! BME homies (and all other enginerds) need love too! So to all those lovely ladies, I bring them...

Top 14 Reasons to Date an ENGINEER

14. We are trained to do it right the first time

13. We are used to all nighters

12. We are always willing to experiment

11. We know how to decrease and increase friction

10. We know all about heat transfer

9. We do it with more torque

8. We can wire your circuits

7. Free body diagrams

6. Potential for smart children

5. Engineering couples have better moments

4. We know how to deal with stress and strain

3. We know it's not the length of the vector that counts, but how you apply the force

2. "Lubrication, Friction and Wear" is actually a class

1. The world DOES revolve around us....we pick the coordinate system

THAT's RIGHT!